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 SPIDERBABE
(Seduction Cinema)
Erotic spoof. Double DVD set containing the Unrated and rated R versions,
plus extras. Total set running time is over 6 hours! Patricia Porker (Misty
Mundae) is your average, shy college student simply trying to deal
with school and a crush on a studly jock. However, Patricia’s shyness
quickly disappears after a huge and hairy radioactive spider chomps her.
Sweet Patricia suddenly finds herself with spider like abilities,
including being able to shoot a web from her most private of areas! Using
her newly found powers to fight crime and satisfy her sexual hungers,
Spiderbabe quickly becomes both loved and hated by the public. However, as
Spiderbabe’s notoriety grows, her best friend’s sister transforms
herself into The Femtilian (Julian Wells), a sexually evil hottie looking
to destroy Spiderbabe. Using New York City’s skyline as their
battleground, the two sweeties do battle, and other things.
Let’s
see, Spiderman is my favorite superhero and this movie mirrors the Spidey
movie. One of my all time favorite chickies, me sweet sweet Misty Mundae
stars as Spiderbabe. Another all time favorite chickie, me sweet sweet
Julian Wells stars as the villain. Lots of nudity and softcore lesbian
action. Some comedy. Some cheese. Oh my God, Spiderbabe is the best movie
ever made. OK, maybe not, but this double DVD set sure is one humdinger (humdingah
for my fellow Bostonians) of a great time. Yes, that’s a lame way to
describe a movie, but it’s accurate. You get two versions of the movie,
plus a boatload of extras. As always, Misty and Julian steal the show.
However, the dude who plays the pain in the arse (Justin Wingenfield or
Wingenfeld-spelled differently within the movie credits and extras) that
constantly harasses Patricia is near genius in his role. I didn’t know
whether to whack the jerk through the tv or cheer him on and hope for
more. Not only did he play the perfect role, he looked it too! One thing I
did find disappointing was the under-usage of Spiderbabe’s “gift” of
webslinging. ‘Twas a great idea that should have been beatin’ till the
horse dropped dead. Like Spiderman, Spiderbabe’s ending screams
sequel-literally. Now that Misty and Julian are fresh in my mind, I’m
off to enjoy some of my own webslinging. – Denis “going straight to
hell for that last comment” Sheehan
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