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11: Ho’ Down (Pure Play Media) 105 minutes minutes. XXX. Once again, Cousin Stevie has brought together a bunch of porn actresses to compete in front of judges to win some cash. Criteria being: most fun, sexual aggressiveness, sexual nuttiness, orgasm, stuff like that. First, each woman introduces herself to the judges, and viewers, with some masturbation. The women then pair off  for some two on two action, which turns into an all out chick orgy. Yes, then the toys come out to play. Starring Charlie Laine, Dakota Dare, Sammie Rhodes, Marlena, Bailey , Victoria Stone, and Angela Stone.
            If you’re looking for girl on girl action, then look no more. There is so much going on here, it is almost impossible to keep up with all the flesh. If you’re looking for soft and sensuous chick action, go away. The action here is fast, furious, and at times rough. Oh yes, Angela Stone squirts and I mean squirts. Ever see those fountains in front of the Bellagio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas ? Squirtguns compared to Angela. As much as I’d love to, I wouldn’t let this woman in my house in fear of sever water damage; walls, ceiling, curtains (oh, I don’t have any of those), and possibly a shorted tv in the next room. Extras include a few behind the scenes featurettes, interviews, and a great five minute cat fight between two porn actresses. Not only is this brawl great, but my bud April Storm is right in the middle of it trying to be the peacemaker. You did all you could April, but there was no stopping it. Gosh, how come I never get invited to parties like this? – Denis Sheehan



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